Future Robin: The bottom line is, I didn't feel like talking about it. So when Ted asked...
Ted: Hey, Robin, you okay? You look upset.
Future Robin: I just came up with the first lie that popped into my head.
Robin: Yeah. Uh... I just found out I can never... be a pole-vaulter for the Canadian Olympic team. I'm too tall or something.
Lily: Robin, I'm sorry.
Barney: I'm so sorry, Robin.
Ted: I had no idea. That's terrible. Can we get some fried chicken over here, stat!
Lily: I am such a bad friend!
Barney: Three slutty nuns show up at St. Peter's- Wait, wait, they're not slutty. Well, they are, but you're not supposed to know that yet. Um...