Quote from Barney in The Rebound Girl
Ted: Okay, fine. How about this? We stay in the city during the week, then on the weekend, country house in the burbs! Barney: This is why bro-parenting works! Ted: Totally! And with your salary plus my salary, we can totally afford two places. Barney: Oh. Ted: What? Barney: So... uh, you're gonna keep your job?