Lily: No, this is crazy! We are New York people. We have a big, beautiful apartment that we love.
Marshall: You're right.
Future Ted: [v.o.] But something happened to Lily and Marshall that day. Something that happens to all New Yorkers who return home from anywhere other than New York. Their big, lovely apartment...
Lily: Huh. That's weird.
Future Ted: [v.o.] ...shrank.
Marshall: Okay, after Thanksgiving, I'm cutting out carbs.