Quote from Marshall in The Rebound Girl
Future Ted: [v.o.] So, they headed out to Long Island, and when they walked in the door...
Marshall: We'll take it!
Lily: Baby, we can't take it. We're the ones selling it. We are selling it, right?
Marshall: Baby, your grandparents gave you this house outright. So, the way I see it, we have five options. One: sell it. Two: year-round haunted house. Three: giant fence around the perimeter, chimp sanctuary. There's already a tire swing in the backyard. Four: we destroy it with sledgehammers. I like four.
Lily: Or five: we move in, raise our children and make this our family home.
Marshall: Till they graduate. Then we destroy it with sledgehammers. As a family.