Quote from Marshall in Disaster Averted
[flashback to Lily and Marshall's apartment:] Lily: Okay, now you're just being ridiculous. Marshall: Well, life is ridiculous, Lily! People get run over by buses and hit in the nuts by skateboards, bitten by babies. Nobody wakes up and says, "Today I'm gonna star in a YouTube video." Lily: You've said that at least a dozen times. Marshall: Lily, for the next two weeks you must be by my side protecting me. Lily: Why, what's gonna happen? [present:] Marshall: Answer: a hurricane.