Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, you haven't truly lived until somewhere, somebody puts a sign up because of something you did. For instance...
Kevin: Have you guys seen that sign out front that says "Absolutely No Boogie-Boarding"? What's that all about?
Ted: Oh, that's a great story. You got time for it?
Kevin: Well, I'm supposed to go to my mom's birthday party, so... please make it as long as you can.
Ted: Well, it happened a few months ago. The night of the hurricane...
Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, it was August 26, 2011, and Hurricane Irene was barreling towards New York.