Naomi: Ted, I've been looking for the Hot Hanging Chad for the last nine Halloweens. I've waded through a sweaty parade of Big Lebowskis, Harry Potters, Antoine Dodsons, and that jackass who always dresses as laundry.
Ted: Oh, I hate that guy.
Naomi: That's why, once I finally found you, it was hard to let you go. Good-bye, Ted. Let's just not touch ever again.
Ted: Probably a good idea, yeah.