Quote from Ted in The Slutty Pumpkin Returns
Future Ted: [v.o.] Even though my first date with Naomi was a little awkward, our second date was a lot awkward. Naomi: Mmm...! Ted: [inner monologue] This is the worst kissing of all time! Naomi: Mmm... Ted: [inner monologue] How could she possibly be into this? She sounds like those cows in Temple Grandin's hug machines.