Lily: How was your big date with the Snuffy Tuffkin? The Sniffy Napkin? The Slouchy Foreskin? Oh, Lily tie-tie.
Ted: It was good... ish.
[flashback to Ted and Naomi on the roof:]
Naomi: Look, there's Orion's Belt.
Ted: Oh. [inner monologue] Why does holding hands feel this weird? Should our fingers not intertwine? What's causing that pinching feeling? I'll just cup her hand. There. That's... not great. Her hair's up my nose. Her shoulder's jabbing into my windpipe. Maybe if we reposition. I have to say something. She must be feeling it, too.
Naomi: This feels so right. We fit like two puzzle pieces.
Ted: Yeah.