Robin: Hey, Ted, ever figure out who you're taking to that concert?
Ted: No. You want to go?
Robin: Sure.
Ted: Really? Awesome! It's a date!
Future Ted: [v.o.] Now, Kevin, as a trained psychologist, knew the appropriate way to voice his displeasure.
Kevin: I think we need to calmly discuss the relationship dynamics at play here. I'm uncomfortable with how close you two are as roommates, given your particular romantic history.
Future Ted: [v.o.] Instead, he took a different approach.
Kevin: Aw, hell no! If you can go on a date with my girlfriend, I don't have to wear pants in your apartment!