Quote from Marshall in Mystery Vs. History
Lily: "It's a..." It's a... Where is the rest of the card? Barney: I ripped it in half. I knew you'd be desperate to see it, and I'll give it to you. All you have to do is admit that mystery is stupid by reading about Janet McIntyre. Kevin: This is in no way emotional extortion. You guys are great. Lily: Fine, we'll look at your laptop. Marshall & Lily: Sweet. Mother. Of God! Kevin: [spit take] I can't really see the computer screen. It just went down the wrong pipe.