Ted: So, while this font is often mistaken for Helvetica, the fact is... it's Helvetica Bold. [inner monologue] I can actually hear the sound of her vagina being boarded up. [out loud] I got to be honest, Janet. First of all, this is Times New Roman. Second, I'm having trouble coming up with things to talk about.
Janet: You? I'm sitting here thinking, "Damn it, I wish I had something as good as that font thing. That's gold."