Lily: When you worked late Wednesday, I... I got lonely and... I watched Survivor without you.
Marshall: [gasps]
[title: survivor guilt]
Kevin: Practically the only unhealthy behavior I didn't see from you people was physical violence.
[flashback reel of the gang injuring each other]
Lily: Yeah. At least we don't do that.
Kevin: And to top it off, all the meddling in Ted's love life, not to mention Lily's pregnancy? It all strikes me as
just deeply dysfunctional.
Barney: So what you're saying is, we're fine?
[title card: denial]