Barney: Come on, if you don't know the gender, you're gonna get generic crap at the baby shower. But if you do know the gender, you'll get, oh, I don't know, this! Marshall! Lights!
Marshall: Okay.
Barney: When little Jack's not turning double plays, he's turning heads with this home run of an outfit! And if it's a little girl, this royal ensemble may leave you speechless, but it's sure to make little Sally say, "I wuv you, Mommy, and I wuv my dress, and I would love to see you in the shower." Sorry, I kind of fell out of character in that last part. But if you don't know the gender, Little Fran is sure to be the pariah of the playground in this hermaphroditic burlap sack. Marshall! Lights!