Ted: [on the phone] Paula Vincenzo. She's in the bathroom. What's wrong with her?
Robin: Total psycho. Her Facebook wall has a link to a site about dating inanimate objects. For most of last year, she was engaged... to a mini fridge.
Barney: And there's pictures: her and the mini fridge on a hike, her and the mini fridge in wine country, here's the mini fridge meeting her parents...
Robin: Run like the wind.