Robin: Kevin?! What are you doing here?
Kevin: Okay, look, I lied to you about moving to Alaska. I had to stop seeing you.
Robin: Why?
Kevin: 'Cause I think you're cute. And ethically, I can't be your therapist if I'm attracted to you.
Robin: Oh, I get it. You dump me as a patient just so you can ask me out?
Kevin: I'm not gonna ask you out.
Robin: You're not?
Kevin: No. We met in therapy. It's inappropriate for me to date a patient. Anyway, it was nice seeing you.
Robin: Hey, wait. How do you define "date"?
Kevin: Two people having a meal together, sitting across the table making googly eyes at each other.
Robin: What about two people eating alone, sitting side by side, making googly eyes at the coffee maker?
Kevin: Okay, it's not a date.
Robin: Exactly. Not a date.