Robin: Barney doesn't know a thing about any of this. But that's why I got court-mandated therapy. You must think I'm nuts.
Kevin: I think you're a really good friend.
Robin: Really?
Kevin: Really. As far as I'm concerned, there was no criminal intent to this assault.
Robin: Well, thanks, Doc! Well, look at us! We got this wrapped up in one session. Go us, right?
Kevin: Now let's discuss how you keyed the judge's car.
Robin: Okay. Um... Here's how it happened: Marshall and Lily were supposed to go to the zoo. Okay, it all ties together, I swear. Now...