Marshall: Who am I kidding? I'm not ready to be a dad. I thought that I was, but it's, like... My dad never did stuff
like that, you know?
Lily: So what if he did? You'd still love him. And be honest, wouldn't you love to stumble onto a video of him running down the street naked, yelling, "Hey, Marshall, look at me! I got an icicle on my deal!"