Lily: [leaving a message] Pete, this is Lily Aldrin. I'm gonna make this real simple: You're gonna take down that video of Marshall. You know why? Because I'm friends with three girls who dated you in college, and girls tell each other everything. Every tiny detail. Huh. So... tick-tock, Pete, tick-tock goes the little wee-wee clock.
Ted: Pete's got a little wee-wee?
Lily: No idea. What's everyone getting?