Future Ted: [v.o.] Ever since Mr. Cootes mentioned the background check, Marshall had been scouring the Internet. Most of what he found was pretty harmless. In some cases, really awesome, until...
Marshall: Not good. This- This is not good.
[video:]
Reporter: Thanks, Stacy. Wesleyan has a new cafeteria, thanks to the generous endowment from--
Marshall: [naked] Oh, ho-ho! Did somebody say generous endowment? I'm Marshall Eriksen, but you can call me Beercules! [growling and laughing]
[back:]
Lily: Well, that could be anybody.