Ted: No wedding will ever, ever be as bad as that one, right?
Barney: I picked the right tie, didn't I?
Ted: You nailed it. And hey, just be glad it's not the ducky tie.
Future Ted: [v.o.] Ooh, the ducky tie. That's a good story kids. I'll get to that. Man, we are not even close
to the end.
Barney: You're a good best man, Ted. You're gonna cry during the toast, aren't you?
Ted: Oh, I'm totally gonna cry.