Lily: Admit it, you still have feelings for Barney.
Robin: You are drunker than I thought. [scoffs] I mean, look at the guy.
Barney: [to a woman] Wait, wait, wait. Before you go, please answer the following survey to help me better bang you in the future. What didn't work for you about this play? Did you A) not believe I was a Guinness Book world record holder? or B) did the fingernails gross you out?