Ted: That's why I have to nail this toast.
Barney: Ted, you want to nail something at this wedding, lose the Trapper Keeper. The only thing you need to bring to Cleveland is this.
Future Ted: [v.o.] That fall I became the youngest architect in the history of New York to break ground on a skyscraper. Which led to a glowing magazine feature. I planned on having it framed. Uncle Barney had different plans.
Barney: Here's your toast: "Single file, ladies. No fatties".
Ted: That's ridiculous.
Barney: Yeah, you're right. It's Cleveland. "Single file, ladies".