Quote from Barney in Landmarks
Arthur: Have you already forgotten how Mosby got that job? Barney: By being the best architect available? Arthur: No. Barney: By... being Latino? Arthur: No. Let me refresh your memory. We were in this very room. [flashback to Barney meeting the directors of the company:] Barney: Guys, I'm telling you, if Ted Mosby isn't fantastic, fire me. [present:] Barney: Damn it! I was kidding? [flashback:] Barney: I'm not kidding! Oh, by the way, Arthur, uh, how are things with you and your wife? Arthur: Really good. In fact, I just put all my assets in her name. Smartest thing I've ever done. [present:] Barney: Damn it!