Quote from Marshall in The Perfect Cocktail
Robin: We need a drink that will start a fight. [title card: gin] Barney: Do you know what I had to do to get you that job? Marshall: Do you know what I had to do to will myself to show up every day? Barney: What? Wear a wrinkled suit and not give a damn about what your hair looked like? Marshall: I showed up with wet hair once! Once!