Robin: Okay, jerk. Do you remember how you ended up buying those red cowboy boots?
[flashback to Ted and Robin at the department store:]
Ted: Wow. Wardrobe malfunction at the O.K. Corral. I mean, who in their right mind would ever...
Sales woman: You would look so totally hot in those.
Ted: Do you have these in a size 11?
[present:]
Robin: So get off the field at the Superdome, because you ain't no Saint.