Quote from Barney in Hopeless
Jerry: Barney, I'm so sorry. I'm afraid this is what it's like hanging out with Crazy Jerry.
Barney: It's okay, Dad. I never thought tonight would be so awesome! So, next stop, strip club. The Lusty Leopard has a special...
Jerry: Oh, for corn's sake, Barney, I'm not drunk!
Jerry: I told you I don't party anymore, and you wouldn't take no for an answer. So... I used a little sleight of hand to make you think otherwise.
Barney: But all those crazy things you did.
Jerry: You happen to remember what a magician's best friend is?
Barney: A drunk audience.