Quote from Barney in Hopeless
Jerry: Barney, I'm so sorry. I'm afraid this is what it's like hanging out with Crazy Jerry. Barney: It's okay, Dad. I never thought tonight would be so awesome! So, next stop, strip club. The Lusty Leopard has a special... Jerry: Oh, for corn's sake, Barney, I'm not drunk! Barney: What? Jerry: I told you I don't party anymore, and you wouldn't take no for an answer. So... I used a little sleight of hand to make you think otherwise. Barney: But all those crazy things you did. Jerry: You happen to remember what a magician's best friend is? Barney: A drunk audience.