Robin: Okay, Jerry's gone. Let's break up.
Ted: Okay. I would've stolen you a whole orchestra. There. What's the rush?
Robin: Well, that guy who came over here who thinks we're dating, I kinda have a crush on him. Can you help me clear it up?
Ted: Really? That guy? He was like a four.
Robin: A four? God, you are like the worst judge of guys ever. If he is a four, what are you?
Ted: Hey, I'm not perfect. I'm an eight... and a half.
Robin: You're a doofus and a half.