Quote from Lily in Hopeless
Barney: Uh, Lily, uh, talk about your open marriage. Lily: Okay. Well, after a long day of style meetings and photo shoots, and being way too mean to my assistant, I sometimes bang an underwear model. Jerry: My goodness. Marshall: I sleep around too. Just as much. A little more even. Lily: Oh, uh, only 'cause you have nothing to do all day. Marshall: Are we having this fight again? Writing plays is a real job! Lily: I work 90 hours a week subsidizing your "real job." Marshall: I won a Tony! Lily: I brought French cooking to America! Marshall: What?