Barney: Robin, no one watches the news unless it's a car chase or a nip slip. You are now a professional scotch taster.
Robin: Mmm!
Barney: Lily, Jerry needs to learn that other lifestyles are just as fulfilling as monogamy, so now you and Marshall are in an open marriage.
Lily: Ooh!
Marshall: Gross!
Barney: Also, Marshall, you can't just be unemployed, so you are now a gin-swilling, womanizing playwright.