Quote from Barney in The Exploding Meatball Sub
Future Ted: [v.o.] Now around this time, Marshall had truly come to hate his job. He hated the paperwork. He hated the coffee. He hated the dirty jokes. He hated everything. Marshall: I have to quit. Barney: Quit GNB?! Why? Marshall: I need to do better things with my life, okay? There's- There's an opening for an environmental lawyer at the National Resources Defense Council. Sure, it pays less, but I'd be saving the oceans, saving endangered species... Barney: Saving chicken bones and an old boot to make hobo soup? Marshall, you can't pay your mortgage with Hacky Sacks and good vibes.