Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, as you know, I was designing Goliath National Bank's new headquarters on the site of this old hotel, The Arcadian. Problem was, some people didn't want The Arcadian torn down. Even bigger problem, they were led by my girlfriend Zoey.
Zoey: [chanting] G-N-B is the e-ne-my! [over bullhorn] Oh, hang on, hang on, hang on! Hey, sweetie! Are we still on for dinner at 8:00 at Valenzisi's? That's great! I can't wait!
Crowd: [chanting] That's great. I can't wait! That's great. I can't wait!
Future Ted: But somehow, Zoey and I were making it work.