Quote from Barney in Legendaddy
Jerry: Barney, what is going on? Barney: This is mine. Jerry: I don't understand. Barney: J.J. gets a childhood, a dad, a real family and a basketball hoop? No. No. I at least get the hoop. I'm taking it with me. Jerry: Please, please. Just come down and talk to me. Barney: Why? Why should I? You're lame, okay? You're just some lame suburban dad. Jerry: Why does that make you so mad? Barney: Because if you were gonna be some lame suburban dad, why couldn't you have been that for me?