Quote from Barney in Legendaddy
[flashback to Barney and Jerry meeting at MacLaren's:] Barney: Hey, um, when I was a kid, you used to be a roadie. You still do that? Jerry: No. I switched lanes years ago. [laughs] I should explain. I'm a driving instructor. Now you get it, right? Barney: Yeah. No, I get it. Um, but when I was a kid, you... You were this total badass. Jerry: Oh, I know. I was a real hard partyer. Barney: Yeah, okay. Now we're getting to the good stuff. Jerry: The drugs, the alcohol, the women. Barney: Yes. Yes. Yes. Jerry: I was outta control. Barney: [high-pitched] Outta control! Jerry: So when your mom said I couldn't see you anymore, it was rock bottom for me. I'm so sorry. Barney: You ever bang Stevie Nicks?