Lily: What do you mean Barney won't return your calls? He said you two had an amazing night together.
Jerry: Uh, that's not what happened.
[flashback to Barney and Jerry meeting at MacLaren's:]
Jerry: I'm not sure how to start this.
Barney: Yeah. I think I need a drink.
Jerry: Me too.
Barney: Glen McKenna, neat.
Jerry: Milk, skim.
Barney: Milk? Oh, you're takin' it easy. Crazy night?
Jerry: I'll say. Between you and me, I had a lot of acid last night.
Barney: Wow.
Jerry: I think it was the chili dog.
Barney: I had to take four Tums. I was up till, like, 9:30.