Ted: I hope Barney's dad isn't just pretending to be something he's not.
Lily: Yeah. That would make Jerry a real chama-lee-on.
Ted: You have gaps too, Lily!
Lily: You got nothin' on me.
[flashback to the gang in the apartment:]
Marshall: Lily, can you toss me a beer?
Lily: Sure, honey. [throws beer, it smashes up against the wall]
[present:]
Ted: You have terrible aim.
Lily: That's not true.
Marshall: Lily, at our apartment, you're the one who pees on the floor.