Quote from Barney in Legendaddy
Lily: Barney, we... We know you're psyched, but just be careful. Barney: What do you mean? Ted: Well, this guy has flaked out on your whole life. It sounds like he might just be telling you what you want to hear. Robin: Barney, we just don't want to see you get hurt. Barney: First of all, Robin, my dad could beat up your dad. Second, you don't have to worry. He's cool. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go renew my passport and get a travel-size rotating Vietnamese shame wheel. Don't ask. You're not ready.