Quote from Barney in Legendaddy
Future Ted: [v.o.] Why did Barney need an intervention? It all started a few nights earlier. [flashback to Barney's apartment a few nights earlier:] Marshall: Barney, I can't believe your giant TV is broken. It's March Madness. Ted: Okay, uh, I think I see what the problem is. Barney, can you grab me a screwdriver? Barney: Sure thing. [on the phone] Luis, Barney Stinson, 12H. I got a hundred bucks if you can be here in five. Thanks. Lily: You call the super for a screwdriver? Barney: Yeah. Here's the thing about me and tools... the only one I know how to use is attached to me. And I am not gonna try putting it in the TV... again.