Barney: You lying little minx. I happened to be at Cafe L'Amour tonight from 5:00 p.m. until closing, reading a newspaper with two holes cut out of it, and I never saw Nora or this Italian race car driver she's dating.
Robin: Sorry. Who said anything about an...?
Barney: Come on, you just know he's an Italian race car driver.
Robin: No, he's not. He doesn't exist. I made the whole thing up to see if you like her. And you do. So you should just call her. Here is her number.
[Barney rips up the piece of paper Robin just gave him]
Robin: And I also programmed it into your phone while you were in the bathroom.
[Barney smashes his phone with his beer glass]
Robin: Wow. That was a joke. You just got here, remember?