Quote from Ted in Garbage Island
Ted: And you'll find one. And you'll be much happier with her than you ever were with Zoey. The Captain: When you put it that way, I should almost thank the doorman. Ted: Yeah, yeah! And, you know, since, since it doesn't really matter who Zoey's dating now... The Captain: It doesn't, it really doesn't. Ted: It doesn't. [opens door] It's me. You're welcome. [runs away]