Quote from The Captain in Garbage Island
The Captain: Ted... I know. Ted: Know what? The Captain: I know who stole my Zoey. No man likes to be betrayed, especially by a friend. You can imagine then how painful it was when I learned that the name of my betrayer is... Ted... when I tell you who it is, you're gonna... [imitates explosion] It's my doorman! Ted: That son of a bitch!