Quote from Barney in Garbage Island
Lily: No, it's more than that. It's like, all the stuff he used to love, he suddenly has no interest in anymore. Barney: Oh. Ha-wink. Lily: Excuse me? Barney: Lily, in my travels, I've developed a finely calibrated sense of how long it's been since... How do I not put this delicately? A girl's been porked. And, boo, you've been pork-free so long, you're practically kosher. Lily: It's been a while. Barney: Five weeks, three days by my estimation. Lily: You should work at a carnival. Barney: I tried. They're pretty strict with backgrounds.