Barney: Why aren't you wearing purple like your friends?
Nora: Oh, I told them I forgot, but the truth is, I'm kind of protesting their protest. Can you keep a secret?
Barney: Sure.
Nora: I love Valentine's Day.
Barney: Oh, my gosh! Me, too! Um, is it getting crowded in here, 'cause I think there are two peas in this pod?
Nora: Oh, you're a gooey romantic, too?
Barney: Guilty. This is embarrassing, but every year, I buy flowers and a box of chocolates, even if I'm not with someone. Just in case, you know?
Nora: We are pitiful.
Barney: The worst. [both chuckle]
Nora: Although there is one difference between you and me.
Barney: What's that?
Nora: I'm not saying any of this to get in your pants.