Future Ted: [v.o.] Meanwhile, as Desperation Day turned into Desperation Night...
Barney: God, these girls are so hungry for male attention. It is like being a hunter and having the deer walk up, tie itself to the hood of your car and beg to get mounted.
Robin: Barney, this is Bev and Anna, uh, my coworkers and my friends. Bev, Anna, this is Barney, a high-functioning sociopath and my ex.
Barney: Enchanté. That's French for "What's with the purple?"