Quote from Barney in Oh Honey
Marshall: [on the phone] Listen, um, about Barney... Honey: Oh, yeah. He's such a sweet guy. [flashback to Barney and Honey together:] Barney: Who's your daddy? Honey: Oh... Who's your daddy? Barney: [crying] I don't know. [present:] Honey: I guess he recently decided to get in touch with his dad. His mom gave him the guy's address. [flashback:] Barney: So I wrote him a letter. And I poured my heart out. And I gave him my number and I told him to call me. And he still hasn't called me. Honey: Oh, honey.