Quote from Marshall in Oh Honey
Ted: [on the phone] And that was it. No more Zoey. Marshall: Oh. Hey, buddy, that's Lily. I should take that. But, uh, you're a good guy, Ted. [switches line] Hey, baby. Lily: We hate Ted now. Get on board or the sexting stops. Marshall: Ted's a son of a bitch! [cell phone chimes] Oh, nice.