Marshall: I'll be right back. And if I don't come back, well, then these are my last words to you all. I really, really, really love you guys. And I'm going to go drop a deuce.
All: [groan]
Future Ted: [v.o.] Last words, it's a lot of pressure, kids.
Ted: It gets you thinking. [on the phone] Hi, Dad.
Lily: [on the phone] Hi, Dad.
Robin: [on the phone] Hi, Dad.
Barney: [on the phone] Hey, Mom. [sighs] I'm ready to meet my dad.