Ted: Well, at least someone's helping. We haven't made Marshall laugh once.
Barney: Yeah. Showing videos of guys getting hit in the nuts wasn't going to do anything. That was just stupid.
Ted: Stupid.
Barney: What we need to do is hit each other in the nuts. Yes.
Ted: Nothing beats the immediacy of live theater. But which one of us is going to take the hit?
Barney: Hey, Marshall.
Ted: [groans] So that's it? No discussion?