Quote from Lily in Last Words
Marshall: Lily? [flashback to Lily in their apartment, rushing to the phone with her hands full with grocery bags:] Lily: [answers] Hello. Mickey: [o.s.] Lily, it's Dad. Listen, I'm sort of in jail for not paying taxes for the last 25 years But bright side... I thought of a great new board game. "Tax Evasion"... ages six to ten. Which is, ironically, what I might be looking at. Anyway, Pumpkin, I need $15,000. Lily: Fooled ya. Leave a message after the beep. We'll get back to ya. Beep. [present:] [Lily drinks from the flask] Marshall: Lawyered.