Quote from Marshall in Bad News
[As Marshall waits in the private room at the fertility doctor:] Man #1: I did that in here, too. Three minutes ago. Man #2: I was here eight minutes ago. Man #3: 14 minutes ago. Man #4: I'm here every Thursday. [Marshall runs out of the room screaming] Marshall: I can't do it, Doc. Is there, like, another option? Could I... Could I take this home? Dr. Stangel: Sure, you could, but, uh... we close in an hour and I'm not back till Tuesday. So, clock is ticking. Make it fast. Marshall: Only way I know how, Doc. Only way I know how.